Let’s see how innocent you are! This Dirty Mind Test reveals how tricky you think. Just answer 20 simple questions of this quiz to find how filthy is your mind.
The Most Sinful Dirty Mind Test on the Internet
Can you hold your naughty thoughts back? Our teasing questions will make it hard for you to do so. We created a fake scenario where you have to guess the main characters’ actions to find out if you have a nasty train of thoughts!
Here is every additional info you need to know about the quiz.
· Complete the Scenario
You are going to read the story of Steve and Barbara, a newly met young couple. However, the scenario has some missing parts to allow you to complete it the way you want. By doing so, we can analyze your thoughts and discover how dirty-minded you are.
· Guess the Action
The Dirty Mind Test is a role-playing game. You have to decide what each character does in particular situations.
· Find out How Dirty Your Mind Is
The plot you create will decipher how big of a dirty-minded person you are. Not everyone’s brain is 100% occupied with nasty fantasies. So, we will let you know how out of control your naughtiness is and how it might affect your life.
But Wait; What Does It Mean to Have a Dirty Mind?
According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, “A mind often occupied with thinking about sex indecently or offensively is considered dirty.”
An easy way to describe it is to have a brain that connects everything to sexual matters. For instance, one might see a random object and immediately think about its similarity to an adult toy.
Most online Dirty Mind Tests try to figure out how visually naughty you are. But the questionary on this page is a deeper dive into your nasty fantasies and thoughts.
Types of Dirty Minded People (an Unofficial Category)
We all know at least one person who is obsessed with sex one way or another. But what if we could categorize them into different groups? Wouldn’t that make it easier to spot them? We think there are three main types of dirty-minded individuals, the visuals, the gossipers, and the jokers. See below.
1. The Visuals
The most common type of dirty mind victims is the visuals. They tend to see things sexually—no matter what the concept is. These are people who say, “did you see how she looked at him?” or “she’s looking for a one-night stand.”
Another sign of being a visual dirty-minded person is thinking about erotic stuff when seeing non-sexual content. For instance, you might see a lollipop and be like, “hmm…!” (If you know, you know).
2. The Gossipers
Another type of dirty-minded person is one who cannot stop talking about others’ sexual life. Such people cannot get their minds off of how their friends, coworkers, neighbors, or even celebrities deal with their voluptuous sides. So, they constantly come up with theories on who is sleeping with who and all that.
The gossipers are also known as the hidden dirty-minded ones. That is because they tend to blame others for their thoughts and ideas.
3. The Jokers
You already know what this group is all about, dirty, nasty jokes. You should always be prepared for a random inappropriate pun or anecdote when hanging with these people. And they usually do not care who is listening to them. They just let the jokes out and leave others alone with the awkwardness of the situation.
Note: Take the Dirty Mind Test to find out which of the said groups matches your personality. If you want to have a score for your mind’s filth, take the rice purity test.
Naughty Riddles to Warm Up Before the Test
The Dirty Mind Quiz has 20 stages. So, you need to be mentally ready for what is coming up. Here are some tricky questions to warm your brain up before the main event!
Q: “I’m red and sticky. When I make a mess, you need to soak me up with a towel. You’ll find me on hot meat. What am I?”
A: Nope. It is not what you think. It is ketchup.
Q: “Men get paid to work on my shaft. My tunnel sees plenty of actions. You will need some big tools to get my rocks off!”
A: Oh, you dirty-minded little freaks. It is a mine.
Q: It takes more than one person to lay me. I sometimes get nailed on the stairs. When you suck me, I clean up.”
A: Of course, it is a carpet. What else could it be, right?
Q: “I am hard and long. And I point upwards. You put your hands on me, and you go up and down. I need to be slippery for you to go down on me.”
A: A banister. Yeah, it is not your junior years, pal.
Disclaimer: the above riddles can be found in Dirty Minds Boardgame, and QuizExpo does not own any of them.
An Odd to Dirty Mindedness
You might be like, “Do I have a dirty mind? Is it bad?” So, we wanted to clarify something. It is okay to have a playful brain that finds nasty puns or creates excitingly sinful fantasies. However, you do not want to let your imaginations cross the lines and actually hurt people in real life.
You are the owner of your thoughts—as long as they stay in your brain. If you want to share your dirty mind stuff with others, make sure that it does not bother them. Otherwise, your fun and hot ideas might be considered sexual harassment.